hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
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Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that
I ship it
Jon: i hope Colbert senpai will notice me.
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pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
this fucked me up
Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi
If Lupita Nyong’o was able to overcome her struggles of self worth and rise to be a beautiful and inspirational human being then you can make a damn tagged/me page
You all know that Check Yes Juliet was your jam at one point
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
THE 20 STEPS TO SURVIVAL IN SUPERNATURAL
THERES SO MANY BEYOND PERFECT THINGS ABOUT THIS POST BUT
TAKE NOTE THICKE
21. If you absolutely cannot stay away become part of the Ghostfacers
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place