Pride & Prejudice
by Jane Austen
Nathan. 18. GVSU.
MUSIC: Hoot Owl (Owl City), Swifty (Taylor Swift), Parawhore (Paramore), Crumb (We Are the In Crowd), Lanatic (Lana Del Rey), Diamond (Marina & the Diamonds) & Penguin (Christina Perri).
BOOKS: I love most YA Lit, but I always enjoy John Green & Susane Colasanti. I'm a Ravenclaw (Harry Potter), an Erudite/Candor (Divergent), a Tribute (The Hunger Games), a Soul (The Host), Windclan (Warriors) & a Wallflower (The Perks of Being A Wallflower).
TV SHOWS: I'm a Liar (Pretty Little Liars), Awkward (Awkward.), Water Tribe (Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra), an Adventurer (Adventure Time), a Gleek (Glee) & an Invader (Invader Zim).
I know it's a lot to take in. Take some time. I'm an introvert & weird awkward, not cute awkward; I've been a vegetarian since August 2012. Message me anything because I would love to hear from you!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
BEST INSULTS
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
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22 perform on BBMAs
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“Do you want take this to the bedroom?”
well??? do ya???? i have some cake and other confectionary items
(Source: dikasp)
i love nights like this where everyone is getting along and making jokes and we’re all super proud of our girl and it just makes me really happy to be a taylor fan
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
You did not
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